Very Funny SMS
Mujhe sms pe sms karo aur jeeto, 10 lakh ki car ka photo, 29 inch tv ka box USA janay walay jahaz ko bye bye karne ka mauqa, mere saath dinner wo bhi aapke ghar.
No Visits, No calls, No sms, No letters, No Miss Call… I am worried, Kia hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kia?
I am sorry mene apse ek baat chupayi hai, i know aapko bura lage ga, shayed ap dosti torh do, is se pehle k apko kisi aur se pata chalay mujhe apko batana hoga… CHEENI 2 RUPAY SASTI HOGAYI HAI
3 facts of the world
Fact # 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue
Fact # 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it
Fact # 3: Fact # 1 is false
Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai laken dil ghabrata hai kyon k balance jata hai
laken asal maza to tab ata hai, jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab ata hai
Oye utho… ye koi sonay ka waqt hai?
jab dekho sotay rehte ho…
kia sari zindagi so k bitani hai???
aur han ab mujhe reply mat karna… I AM SLEEPING
Bhikari: O sundari, Allah k naam pe ek rupiya de de, Andha hon, Allah K naam pe..
Husband said to his wife: tujhe sundari bol raha hai har haal main andha hai.
Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.
Musician: Is the music sweet?
Boy: More or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician: Your father a musician?
Boy: No, he is a carpenter.
Shaitan ne poocha kisi naik admi ka number do. Apun usko tang karega. Mene apka no. diya to shaitan bola… Oye apun k boss se panga nahi lene ka.
A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
SMS Rates:
1995 Rs. 5
2000 Rs. 4
2002 Rs. 3
2005 Rs. 2
2006 Rs. 1
2007 Rs 0.5
2008 FREE
Ap sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
to
KOI AUR HI HOGA
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
No Visits, No calls, No sms, No letters, No Miss Call… I am worried, Kia hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kia?
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
I am sorry mene apse ek baat chupayi hai, i know aapko bura lage ga, shayed ap dosti torh do, is se pehle k apko kisi aur se pata chalay mujhe apko batana hoga… CHEENI 2 RUPAY SASTI HOGAYI HAI
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
3 facts of the world
Fact # 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue
Fact # 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it
Fact # 3: Fact # 1 is false
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai laken dil ghabrata hai kyon k balance jata hai
laken asal maza to tab ata hai, jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab ata hai
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Oye utho… ye koi sonay ka waqt hai?
jab dekho sotay rehte ho…
kia sari zindagi so k bitani hai???
aur han ab mujhe reply mat karna… I AM SLEEPING
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Bhikari: O sundari, Allah k naam pe ek rupiya de de, Andha hon, Allah K naam pe..
Husband said to his wife: tujhe sundari bol raha hai har haal main andha hai.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Musician: Is the music sweet?
Boy: More or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician: Your father a musician?
Boy: No, he is a carpenter.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Shaitan ne poocha kisi naik admi ka number do. Apun usko tang karega. Mene apka no. diya to shaitan bola… Oye apun k boss se panga nahi lene ka.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
SMS Rates:
1995 Rs. 5
2000 Rs. 4
2002 Rs. 3
2005 Rs. 2
2006 Rs. 1
2007 Rs 0.5
2008 FREE
Ap sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
to
KOI AUR HI HOGA
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