Very Funny SMS
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
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Pathan Date per gaya aur Khaana khaanay k baad Girlfriend se bola: Main aik baat poochoon bura to nahi maanogi?
Girl: Poocho na……
Pathan: Tumhaaray pas Naswaar hay?
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Boy1: Yar lerki ko I love you kehne k liye sabse achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy2: Mazaar
Boy1: wo kyon?
Boy2: kyon k wahan lerkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti..!!!
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Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come?
Dermatologist: There is no more space left.
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Child: Mom is bar ham saray patakhay is shop se lengay
Mom: Laken ye to girls hostel hai?
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phuljhariyan yehi rehti hain…!!!
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Subha se le kar sham tak, sham se le kar raat tak, raat se le kar subha tak, subha se phir shaam tak…. Bas kia bataon light ne tang kiya hoa hai.
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Ek pathan pani pee raha thaa… … … … Ab kia pathan pani bhi nahi pee sakta? Is main bhi joke chahiyeh tum logon ko?
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Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Girls: Finished Madam
After 10 minutes,
Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!
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Meri dukh bhari kahani suno
?u?W;-(?r!?+9?!tg:”?gm?:-(-dl?
Dekha AAP bhi mere jazbaat nahi samajh paye
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Testing your blood, please wait…
33% complete… 66% complete… 100% Done
Report: HIV+
Means: Honey In Veins (Thats why you are so sweet)
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Man to sheikh: Yar kal mein tenu kini wari call kiti, per too phone hi nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kyon chukan? jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hai O tera piyo sunay ga?
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1 murgha murghi k peechay bhag raha tha k achanak murghi train k neechay aagayi aur mar gayi.
Murgha bola: Marhooma buhut naik thee, Jaan de di laken pappi nahi dii
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