Very Funny SMS
Pathan: Molvi sahab, kia wazu k baghair namab ho jati hai?
Molvi: nahi hoti
Pathan: hojati hai yara
Molvi: aray bhai nahi hoti
Pathan: Mene khud perh k dekhi hai, hojati hai.
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Heigh of Rishtedari:
Ek lerka gadhay k saamne gir gaya, ek khoobsurat lerki ne dekh liya or boli, Apne baray bhai k paon choo rahay ho?
Lerka: Jee haan bhabhi jee.
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Quaid-e-Azam k 3 farmaan
1. Awam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai
2. Call karo is se mohabbat berhti hai
3. Jis ne miss call di wo hum main se nahi
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Memon k ghar twins peda hoye
Kisi dost ne kaha: Mubarak ho 2 bachay peda hoye hain
Memon: Aray yar bas ek kaafi tha, bas tumhari bhabhi ko fuzool kharchay ki aadat hai!!!
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Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
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It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering…
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