Very Funny SMS

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola

“Baji ye Railway Station hai”

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Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,

Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,

Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,

“I MISS U THE MOST”

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Life Was Lonely,

No One Was There,

I Had No Good Friend,

And When U Came Into My Life,

I Realised That…

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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”..

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend

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Movies related to
university life.

1.Exam-
Evil dead

2.Classes-
kabhi kabhi

3.Viva
encounter

4.Examination hall-
chamber of secret
5.Examiner
Don

6.Course-
Godzilla

7.Paper checking-
Andha Qaanon

8.Exam time-
Qiamat se Qiamat tak

9.Question paper-
Aik paheli

10.Answer paper-
Kora kagaz

11.Paper out-
Plan

12.Result-
Sadma

13.Pass-
Chamatkar

14.Fail-
Devdas

15.Vacation-
Masti

16.Supplementary-
Akhri raSta.


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