Very Funny SMS
Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???
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A famous Chinese saying: Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month… So feel free to call me anytime
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Ek bar 300 pathan ship me travel kar rahay thay, Laken sab k sab maray gaye.. Kaisay?
Nothing serious… Ship beech main kharab hogayi to sab dhakka denay neechay utar gaye
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Isko kehte hain…
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Saaf suthra SMS
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You are genius, ur mind is a masterpiece. It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & in the right part nothing is left.
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Duniya gol hai!
Chooha billi se darta hai, Billi kuttay se darti hai, kutta banday se darta hai, banda biwi se darta hai aur biwi choogay se darti hai… hai na duniya gol
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Ants were taking bath, Elephant jumped in the pool, All ants got out of water. One ant climbed on the back of elephant. All ants shouted “Duba Duba k maar salay ko”.
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Allah ne tumhe paida kiya k tum uski ibadat karo, rozay rakho, namaz perho, Quran perho, uska zikr karo deeni kitabein perho per tum…. tum…. tum SMS perh rahay ho, SHARAM karo.
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Mohabbat 1 baar hojaye usko bhola pan kehte hain. 2 baar hojaye usay deewana pan kehte hain, 3 baar hojaye usay pagal pan kehte hain… Agar phir bhi na rukay to usay kameena pan kehte hain.
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Everybody wants someone special, nice, cute, smart, sweet, honest…. tabhi to main sochon saray mere peechay kyon paray hain.
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Khabardaar! Miss call sehet k liye muzir hai, tabiyat ziada kharab ho to call karain, Tamam SMS Maan ki puhunch se door rakhain, Vizarate – TUM, Hukumate – HUM
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Teacher 2 student: Translate this into english “Saddar bazar main goliyan chal rahi hain”
Student: The tablets are walking in president’s maket.
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Kash tum meri bakri hoti, main tumko chara diata pani pilata aur tumharay seengh pakar pakar k tumhain kehta… bata ham dono main se pagal kon aur tum kehti… MAINNNNNN
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2 pathan died in an accident, kabr main farishtay aye or 1 se pucha tumhara naam kia hai? usne kaha Ikhlas, farishton ne kaha surah ikhlas sunao, usne sunayi aur wo bach gaya, 2nd se pucha tumhara naam kia hai? usne kaha janab naam to yaseen hai magar pyar se sab kosar kehte hain.
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