Very Funny SMS
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing
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A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
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Aik pagal dosre pagal se:
Latifa kisey kehtey hain
Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko
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DDoctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
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Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge
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Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
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Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again
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Chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
Whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U
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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.
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Once a maths teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maham
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.
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