Insult SMS

Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha,
Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga?
Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi….

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At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Night was dark,
Moon was high
Boy stopped his car
girl asked him y?
He came close 2 her.
She felt shy.
He went near her
ear & told her 3 words
“CNG muk gaiâ€

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Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main.

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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matakti hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”Â…

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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe Sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired Bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

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1 Khota (donkey) 2 Feet Ki Rassi
Say Bandha Hua hai,
Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega?
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Haar Maan Li ???
Khotay(DONKEY) Ne Bi haar Maan Li Thi…

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I am still watching you are every movement through

3 different Sources.

1.Cartoon network

2.Animal planet

3.National geography

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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing

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