Pathan Funny SMS

JUDGE to PATHAN:
Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
PATHAN: smsdragon.blogspot Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga ?

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America jis se darta hai un sab k naam k aakhir main (N) ata hai.
Quran
Taliban
Pakistan
Usama Bin Laden
Afghanistan
Iran
Waziristan
Aur
Pathan

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Ek pathan road pe latrin kar raha tha to police ne pakar liya.
Jab usay le janay lagay to pathan bola…. Suboot to utha lo.

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Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola

“Baji ye Railway Station hai”

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Pathan English k paper main fail hogaya translation ki wajah se.

1. Main ek Aam admi hon
I am a mango man.

Mujhe English ati hai
English comes to me.

Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai.
I belong to Green pur Thousanda

Sarak per goliyan chal rahi hain
Tablets are walking on the road.

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Pathan: Aaj humne pani ko bewaqoof banaya.
Sardar: Wo kaise?
Pathan: Humne nahane k liye pani garam karne ko rakha aur thanday pani se naha liya.

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Lerki: Meri ammi ko tum buhut pasand aaye ho.
Pathan, Sharmatay hoye: Kuch bhi ho per hum shadi tum se hi karega, ammi se nahi.

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Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

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