Pathan Funny SMS
1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.
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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
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1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”
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Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha. Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: Sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai… Ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?
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Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hai?
Movie: Nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, nahi hoti
Pathan: Hojati hai, mene khud perh k dekhi hai.
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Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai
Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.
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Ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.
dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .
to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,
to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,
to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.
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Ek pathan road pe latrin kar raha tha to police ne pakar liya.
Jab usay le janay lagay to pathan bola…. Suboot to utha lo.
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Ak lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai
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TWO Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died. Qiyamt day
Angel to IKHLAS: Ur name? He said ikhlas.
Angel:recite surah ikhlas. He did it quickly, n angel sent him to heaven. Angel to other khan
YASEEN who was very worried. ANGEL:what is ur name? smsdragon.blogspot
Pathan replied kocha nam tu Yaseen ha magar pyar se sub KAUSAR bulati hai.
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Ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.
dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .
to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,
to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,
to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.
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Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.
Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam
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Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!
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