Sardar Jee SMS
Ek sardar sheeshe k samne beth kar study kar raha tha, why?
1. dobara revision na karna pare…
2. apne uper nazar rahe…
3. He likes combine study….
3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion,
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Sing 1: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Bantu: Aasman per
Sing 1: abay shit yar
Bantu: kia hoa?
Sing 1: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!
Sing to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Sing: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!
A sardarji in library bangs a book and says: Too boring, too many characters and no story.
Librarian: so you are the one who took the phone directory away?
A Sardarji enters a shop and shouts: Where is my free gift?
Shopkeeper: there is no gift with this oil.
Sardarji: oye! here it says, CHOLESTROL FREE
Singh aor Dena dono bhai same class me they
Teacher: Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers: Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li
Sardar aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Sardar ghar se chala gaya.
Sardar raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Sardar: Main dair se aaonga, tum khana kha kar so jana.
Sardar petrol pump gaya, wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha “Don’t Use Mobile Here”
Sardarji ne mobile nikala aur apne saray doston ko phone kar k kaha “Don’t Call Me Now”
Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
.
.
“I made a mistake”
.
.
.
Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Sardar: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Sardar: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cannot understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
Pathan: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Sardar: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
1. dobara revision na karna pare…
2. apne uper nazar rahe…
3. He likes combine study….
3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja.
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smsdragon.blogspot.com
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion,
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sing 1: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Bantu: Aasman per
Sing 1: abay shit yar
Bantu: kia hoa?
Sing 1: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sing to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Sing: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
A sardarji in library bangs a book and says: Too boring, too many characters and no story.
Librarian: so you are the one who took the phone directory away?
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
A Sardarji enters a shop and shouts: Where is my free gift?
Shopkeeper: there is no gift with this oil.
Sardarji: oye! here it says, CHOLESTROL FREE
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Singh aor Dena dono bhai same class me they
Teacher: Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers: Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sardar aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Sardar ghar se chala gaya.
Sardar raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Sardar: Main dair se aaonga, tum khana kha kar so jana.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sardar petrol pump gaya, wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha “Don’t Use Mobile Here”
Sardarji ne mobile nikala aur apne saray doston ko phone kar k kaha “Don’t Call Me Now”
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
.
.
“I made a mistake”
.
.
.
Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Sardar: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Sardar: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cannot understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Pathan: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Sardar: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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