Naughty, Rude SMS
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…
Aisi Kon see cheez hai jo woman me agay hoti hai or cow me peeche.?
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Its= ” W ”
W-OMAN
CO-W
Her waqt negative mat socha karo
Ek bacha apni maa se: Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki
Maa: Beta apne ABC nahi sunayi hogi?
Beta: To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thee…
Funny Fact About Cars
Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.
Dua hai apki achi nokri ho, 1 achi CHOKRI ho
Apko MISS karay, Mujhe KISS karay
Apko PUPPI de, Mujhe JHAPPI de
Apse PYAR kare, Mujhse IQRAR kare
Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE
Bolo Ameen
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
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smsdragon.blogspot.com
Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Aisi Kon see cheez hai jo woman me agay hoti hai or cow me peeche.?
.
.
.
.
Its= ” W ”
W-OMAN
CO-W
Her waqt negative mat socha karo
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Ek bacha apni maa se: Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki
Maa: Beta apne ABC nahi sunayi hogi?
Beta: To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thee…
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Funny Fact About Cars
Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Dua hai apki achi nokri ho, 1 achi CHOKRI ho
Apko MISS karay, Mujhe KISS karay
Apko PUPPI de, Mujhe JHAPPI de
Apse PYAR kare, Mujhse IQRAR kare
Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE
Bolo Ameen
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”
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