Husband Wife SMS
Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Election me kya khare honge ?
Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone kyon karti hai?
Kyon k pati ko yad rahe k musibat abhi tali nahi hai.
Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti
“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”
Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!
Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Husbnd:mai tang a gya hu Tm hmesha mera ghar,meri car MERA MERA hi krti rhti ho.kbi HAMARA b kaha karo. Ab almari me kiya dhond rahi ho? smsdragon.blogspot Wife: hamara dupatta
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
ankh ladao Sali se
love karo dilwali se aur
maar khao ghar walli se.
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?â€
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
great sms from smsdragon.blogspot,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Election me kya khare honge ?
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone kyon karti hai?
Kyon k pati ko yad rahe k musibat abhi tali nahi hai.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye
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smsdragon.blogspot.com
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Husbnd:mai tang a gya hu Tm hmesha mera ghar,meri car MERA MERA hi krti rhti ho.kbi HAMARA b kaha karo. Ab almari me kiya dhond rahi ho? smsdragon.blogspot Wife: hamara dupatta
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smsdragon.blogspot.com
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
ankh ladao Sali se
love karo dilwali se aur
maar khao ghar walli se.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?â€
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
great sms from smsdragon.blogspot,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
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