Husband Wife SMS
The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you’ll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, !smsdragon.blogspot! family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
…Aisle, alter hymn (I’ll alter him)
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A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!
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Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
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One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings
but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.
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Famous writer saidLove is like a long sweet dream
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Marriage is an alarm clock.
so enjoy !smsdragon.blogspot! sweet dreams
till your alarm wakes u up.Happy Unmarried life
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
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Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….
Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki…
Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna
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“Husband” Bhi saath Layegi!!…
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What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Vogue. Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Mistress on the cover of Playboy. Wife on the cover of Missing People.
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3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.
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