Exams Studies SMS
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-)
Advices for student
1.kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagen ge
2. hamesha late clas me jao is tarha hr teachr tmhe yad rakhe ga
3.agr cheating ka chanc ho to kabhi parh kr na jao
4.zyada parhny Se time ziaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hay
“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”
Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey,
Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey
Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir,
Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey
Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne,
Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.
Arz kiya hai…
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.
No Algebra for Romans
Romans were never good on Algebra because there ‘X’ was always ‘10.’
At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!
Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
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.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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smsdragon.blogspot.com
Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-)
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Advices for student
1.kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagen ge
2. hamesha late clas me jao is tarha hr teachr tmhe yad rakhe ga
3.agr cheating ka chanc ho to kabhi parh kr na jao
4.zyada parhny Se time ziaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hay
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”
Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey,
Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey
Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir,
Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey
Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne,
Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Arz kiya hai…
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
No Algebra for Romans
Romans were never good on Algebra because there ‘X’ was always ‘10.’
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
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