Exams Studies SMS
Result Ka Kya Hua?
Dad: Result Ka Kya Hua?
Son: Abba Ek Good News Hai, Aur Ek Bad News.
Dad: Good News Bata.
Son: Mai Pass Hogaya.
Dad: GREAT Aur Bad News.
Son: Good News Ghalat Hai
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
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SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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• A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
“Tail, I watch a movie.”
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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Exams are there,
at the paper u stare,
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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• Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Phekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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• My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides to leave the topic completely….”
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• Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete… • Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
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Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,