Exams Studies SMS
A golden message for youngsters.
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls.
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future!
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Movie titles related to eng students
Exams – socha na tha,
Classes – kabhi kabhi,
Question papers – na tum jano na hum,
Copying – yaarana,
Maths2 – asambhav,
Maths1 – mission impossible,
Environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya hai
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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON :D
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON
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Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
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STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!
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History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: kis liye?
Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye
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