Politics Funny SMS
AMERICAN:
In our country, a man had no legs, we put him artificial legs, now he is race champion.
RUSSIAN:
In our country, a man had no arms, we put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion.
PAKISTANI:
In our country, a man had no brain, we put SINDHI cap on his head, now he is our president
Ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaisay bijli ka taar
Jaisay khanjar ki dhaar
Jaisay dosakh ki aag
Jaisay zehrila naag
Jaisay garmi ki dhoop
Jaisay shetan ka roop
Agar tum kisi ghareeb ko uska haq nahi dila sakte to jo us k pass hai wo bhi cheen lo. Hazar Maulana Asif Ali Zardari
A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.
Ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaisay khana kharab
Jaisay total azaab
Jaisay aadi faqeer
Jaisay murda zameer
Jaisay naasoor ho koi sarta hoaa,
Considering his achievements of creating shortage of
Wheat,
Gas,
Power,
Sugar,
Water,
Musharraf has been given the title of “Quaid-e-Qillat”.
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se rooth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya
Doobtay hoye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahaingay, ek ghar main 2-2 nahi rahengay
AIK ghar main twins paida hoye to saas ne kaha… lo batao, Pakistan k halaat dekh kar ab bachay bhi akele atay hoye darte hain ^_^
If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!
Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$5000000,
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol.
Plz Donate!!!
I have donated 5 litres.
Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .
In our country, a man had no legs, we put him artificial legs, now he is race champion.
RUSSIAN:
In our country, a man had no arms, we put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion.
PAKISTANI:
In our country, a man had no brain, we put SINDHI cap on his head, now he is our president
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smsdragon.blogspot.com
Ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaisay bijli ka taar
Jaisay khanjar ki dhaar
Jaisay dosakh ki aag
Jaisay zehrila naag
Jaisay garmi ki dhoop
Jaisay shetan ka roop
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Agar tum kisi ghareeb ko uska haq nahi dila sakte to jo us k pass hai wo bhi cheen lo. Hazar Maulana Asif Ali Zardari
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaisay khana kharab
Jaisay total azaab
Jaisay aadi faqeer
Jaisay murda zameer
Jaisay naasoor ho koi sarta hoaa,
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Considering his achievements of creating shortage of
Wheat,
Gas,
Power,
Sugar,
Water,
Musharraf has been given the title of “Quaid-e-Qillat”.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se rooth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya
Doobtay hoye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahaingay, ek ghar main 2-2 nahi rahengay
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
AIK ghar main twins paida hoye to saas ne kaha… lo batao, Pakistan k halaat dekh kar ab bachay bhi akele atay hoye darte hain ^_^
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$5000000,
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol.
Plz Donate!!!
I have donated 5 litres.
____________________
smsdragon.blogspot.com
Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .
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