Girl and Boy SMS

Boy 2 a girl:
Kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hoon?
Girl: Zaleel, Kuttay, Kameenay, be-haya
Sharam nhi ati
mere honton pe kya zehar lagi hui he?

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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahe gi tujhay teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.
Girl: Mujhe pehle hi pta tha tum kuttay ki nasal ho.

Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loum ga…
Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho…

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Boy and girl were sitting in garden.
Suddenly a Dog kissed a bitch.
Boy: Jaani agar bura na manao tou
me bhi?
Girl: Ok par smbhal kar jana Kutta
kahin kaat na lay…!

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Idea To Marry You!
Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You! :

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Co-Education k Side Effects

Boy:
Tum Se Bichre To ye Ehsas Hua
Ye Ishq Na Humko Raas Hua
Mere dil ka Satiyanas Hua
Hamara Admision to Ek Sath Hua
Par Ghazab k tere Sath Hua
Tu Husn ki Devi Fail Hui
Mai Dard ka Mara Pass Hua!
GIRL:
Me Class Mai Tumko Dekhti Thi
Din Raat Mai Tera Sochti Thi
Kitab ko Jab Mai Uthati Thi
Teri Yaadon Mai Kho Jati Thi
Per Tujko Na Ehsas Hua
Ye Ghazab To Mere Sath Hua
Mai Pyar ki Pyasi Fail Hui
Tu Jhoota Aashiq Pass Hua.

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Girls and Mobile Phones?
What is The Similarity Between Girls and Mobile Phones?
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Think
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Jitnay Pangay LoGay,
Utnay He Functions Pata Chalengy.

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