Girlfriend and Boyfriend SMS
Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.
After Marriage:
Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?
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Kameez Phati Hui Hai
Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.
Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.
BOY: Wah Ji Wah.
Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Phaaren To Police Station.
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Tumhari Zulfon Mai Kho Jaon
Boyfriend: Ji Karta Hai,
Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon.
Tumhari Baanhon Main Jhool Jaon.
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Girlfriend: Waheed Murad He Rahogy,
Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banogy?
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Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.
Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.
Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station
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Shut Up Kameeni
1 Girl: Mjhe to Aisa Larka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
REHAN Sirf Mera Hai
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Girls Live Longer
Q: Why do Girls live longer than Boys?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Girl’s Best Assets
A girl’s best asset is her
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‘Lie’ Ability
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