Naughty, Rude SMS
Mujhse aur nahi hogaÂ…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karoÂ…
Karo naÂ…
IÂ’m excitedÂ….
Karo naÂ…
SMS
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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
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Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi..,
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“Miyaaau”.
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1
Din
Jab
Tumhari
Shadi
Hogi
Tumhari
Bivi
K
Pait
Me
Mera
Ha Ha Ha
Mera
Mera
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Bhatija
Hoga
Kamine! Bhai Pe Shak karta ha
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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”
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