Naughty, Rude SMS
a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own
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Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education...
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
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Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI
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no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
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Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao"
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Jis dor may telephone digital nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia
Larka: hello kon?
SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking.
Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay?
SHO : Danda
Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo
SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee
SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen.
FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha?
SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo
FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay?
SHO aadha ghanta
FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p
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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.
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Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea.
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