Naughty, Rude SMS
Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya
Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae
Sardar: Wo kesay?
Maa:
Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge
Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko
Tere bhai se nokarani ko
Nokarani se tere baapu ko
Tere baapu se teri khala ko
Teri khala se teray khalu ko
Tere khalu se muje
or beta jo muje ho gayi na to puray pind ko Aids ho jai ge
Puter tu pind nu bacha le
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Teacher 2 a Nursery Class Student:
“Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss.” Student:”Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me Plzzz”
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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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Can we romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara!! hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara ??????? fitty mo0 tumhara fitty m0o hamara ;)
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Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera, Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera
Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera
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kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai, hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai
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**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar.
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..
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Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked smsdragon.blogspot the whole list again yesterday.
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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