Sardar Jee SMS
1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai
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Sardar nay shoq shoq main Roza rakh lia,
he asked 2 his son,
vekh sooraj dooba?
Son: Nai jee,
after sometime again asked ,
vekh dooba ki?
o nai jee,
Sardar,lagta hai menu lay kay he doobay ga
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Sardar ki GF nay kisi aur say shaadi karli ,
Sardar roz us larki k ghar k saamnay potty kar k aa jatay,
Un k dost nay ik din poocha ye tum kia harkat kartay ho???
Sardar nay kaha main usay batana chahta hoon k us k piyar k bina main bhooka nahi mar raha
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Husband:Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:Chal jhooti usay tou Shaadi kehtay hain
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Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gadi agay nahi ja sakti.Sardar: Chalo phir wapas le chalo.
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything
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Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistake”
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho
SARDAR Aage nhi barha
Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ?
SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.
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Koun gadha ?
Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.
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A sardar was given a job to take out the dead bodies from a graveyard after a jet crash in.
He dug out 500 bodies and kept digging.
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