Sardar Jee SMS
ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate lagi thi, jis pe likha tha:
Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.
Aik aadmi ne sardar se pucha: Sardar ji
Aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
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Sardar: Subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
Nameplate da matlb aa…
Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
Fsc: Father of Seven Children.
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Sardaron k aik gang ne 1 bank me daka dala.
Locker tornay par cash ki jaga re wine bottles baraamad huin.
Sardaron ne khushi khushi aik aik bottle pi.
Or
Baqi smait kar sath le gaye. Agle din akhbar mein headline thi
Anokha Waqia
Blood bank loot lia gya.
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Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya, par zakhmi ho k aya.
kisi ne waja puchi to bola:
Baraat mein Dulhe k baap ne awaz lahai,” main mujday da piyo, kithay kurri da piyo?”
Kuri ka baap uttha or dono ne apas mein pagrian exchange kar lein.
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Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,” main munday da chacha kithay kurri da chacha?”
Unho ne kameez exchange kar lein,
Us k bad mujh se raha na gya, mein ne kaha, main munday da yaar kithay kurri da yaar?
Bus fair danday, sotay te jutian exchange hoiyan.
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Aik dewar pe likha tha,
Kutta thook rha hai….
Pathan nay waheen par thooka or hans kar bola…
hahahhaa
Thooka hum nai Naam kutay ka aye ga..;-)
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Sardar Police station aya
aur bola:
Maino arrest kr lo
mien apni BVday sar te danda
maria ae
Police:
Wo mar gae kia??
Sardar:
Nae o te bach gae
hun meri khair nae
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Eik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.
Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH…
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Sardar Building sey Gir Gya:
Doctor: He is dead…
Sardar Hosh Me Aa k Bola: Nahi, Main Zinda Hun.
Sardarni: Parray raho Sardar Ji!
Tumhain Kya Doctor Se Ziyada Pata Hai.
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