Sardar Jee SMS
1 Sardar beach per leta hua tha.
1 Angraiz wahan se guzra aur sardar se pucha: Are you relaxing?
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Phir dobara 1 angraiz wahan se guzra aur yehi pucha.
Sardar: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Aur ye keh kar uth gaya aur apne se thodi door lete hoye angraiz se pucha: Are you relaxing?
Angraiz: Yes I am relaxing
Sardar: Thapar mar k bola, Kamine tu idher laita hua hai wahan itne log tujhe dhoond rahe hain.
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It was mealtime on Punjab Airline .
Air Hostess : “Would you like dinner?”
Sardar : “What are my choices?”
Air Hostess : “Yes or no,”
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Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : “Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jaspal?” And that cured him.
Jasmeet : “Cured him !… But how?”
Preeto : “You know, his name is Jhang.”
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Jasmeet drew Sardar’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”
Sardar : “I would love to, “But I don’t know her well enough…may be you could introduce us..!
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Sardar : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Sardar : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.
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Ek Sardar doosre se: Kal main bathroom gaya to ander jin tha.
Doosra: Phir kia hoa?
Sardar: Hona kia tha, mene jin se kaha: Aap kar lein, meri to waise hi nikal gayi hai.
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Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti hai
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Petrol ke Rate badhane pas Santa bola: “Menu koi Farak nahi penda.
Phele bhi 100 ka Bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka Bharwata hun.
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Sardar- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Teacher(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Sardar(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”
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