Insult SMS
you know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
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Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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One may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.
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Humein bhulne ka jis waqt faisla karna,
Phr apni aankhon se khwabon ko bhi riha karna,
Bas aik tum ho jis se dil ki bat kartay hen,
Hmari baton ka sab se na tazkra karna,
Chunay hen hum ne kuch ajnabi rastay,
Jo ho skay to humare lie dua karna,
Tmam din ki thakan ko utarne k lie,
Zra si dair yaad kar lia karna,
Gar judai ka poochay koi sabab tum se,
tou hum pe nit naye ilzaam dhar lia karna,
Hum aise qabeele mein reh rhe hen Imran!
Jahan logon no seekha hi nhi wafa karna.
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Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..
Tere honton pe siskiyan q hen?
Zakham de kar wo mujh se poochta hai..
Tere lehje me talkhiyan q hen?
Hum to kachchay makaan k baasi hen…
Phir taaqub mein bijliyan q hen?
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