SMS Jokes

Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one


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lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa. imrani

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girl:aamir u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi. smsdragon.blogspot

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teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka future tens batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha

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It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.


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