Hilarious SMS Jokes
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
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Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
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God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
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Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo
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Mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....
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Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence....
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed...
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Mobile 1 MANDIR,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
SMS bhejnewala Pujaari,
SMS padhnewala Bhakta,
Padhkar sms na karnewala ….
Mandir ke bahaaar ka Bhikaari … !
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Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME that APPEARS On the Cell when it beeps knowing that U remember me.
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American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Nepalese:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
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Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..
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Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo..., Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...; Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo..., Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo..!!!
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No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!
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JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE BANAYA HOGA,
USKO BHI SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA..
SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME BHEJEIN,
FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA..
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· Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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· When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai..
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· Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile. Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile
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· Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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