SMS Jokes
YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,
Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna....
Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,
Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....
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· I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
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· I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA" imrani
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one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married ..imrani
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· VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions.. I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....
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· God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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· The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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