SMS Jokes
Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "
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why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!
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Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!
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teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter imrani
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NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY
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A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!
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What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed & khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the bed
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Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi. smsdragon.blogspot
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One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it"
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Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
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a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
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ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
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teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese