Very Funny SMS
Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.
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Degrees of girls!
B.A. – Beautiful Angel
B.E. – Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure
B.Com – Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. – Married But Awesome!
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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university
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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.
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1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
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“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.
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Altaf Nargis ka dance dekhne gaya, Dance k baad Nargis sharma k boli – Jee wo paisay?
Altaf: Chal pagli, ab tere se bhi paisay lunga kia?
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Ufone paish karta hai “12 aanay package” apne un “JAZZ” sarfeen k liye jinho ne 1st September 2008 se apni TELENOR ki sim istimaal nahi ki, WARID ka 100 wala card load karo aur SAB KEH DO.
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Ek molve film actor se masjid k liye chanda mangnay gaya.
Actor: Ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa napak hai?
Molvi: Jee is paisay se ham toilet banain ge.
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History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.
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Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
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