Very Funny SMS

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A more true Friend you will never find:-)

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Application
To
The Dost I Miss u

Subject
Kahan ho?

I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,
im very lonely
Mera jee nahi lag raha
So kindly grant me A msg!!!

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Meri dua hai k ap taraqi karo, ooper jao, itna ooper jao… itna ooper jao k FARISHTAY khud kahain “Nawa aya hai soniya”.

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Meherbaan, kadardaan, dekh tamasha meri jaan, ye bander abhi sms parhega aur muskuraye ga aur sms forward kar k apni hoshiyari dikhaye ga… Taliyan!!!

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Congratulations! you are rewarded the degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA Stands for “MEMBER OF BEWAFA ASSOCIATION”.

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When I send you sms it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same….
… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted.

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3+3=8
kaisay hoa?… batao batao
thoda sa brain use karo…
nahi maalooom?
now stop using your mind… main bataon?
GHALTI SE

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Propose karne ka ek dum jhakaas style…
Kia ghoor ghoor k dekhti hai… Maar dalay gi kia..?
Dil dena hai to de de, Rakh k achaar dalay gi kia…??

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Main ney uss sey pocha - Tumhey kiya Chahiye Faraz…
Sharma Kar Boli: Bas Eik Naya Cannection - Talk Shawk ka…

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1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls

Welcome to Pakistan and this is our busy nation

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Mujhe 2 cheezain buhut yad ati hain
Ek apki yaad… Jo buhut ati hai
Doosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai

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Larka bus stop per larki ko daikh kar bola
tu to meri jaan hai
tu mera imaan hai…
lerki nay apni joti utari tu larka bola
mai bi pakistan ho
tu bi pakistan hai

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Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

Tou..

Tou..

Tou..

,,
(“.)
< ) )>
JL

Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )


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