Very Hilarious SMS
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
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Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya
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Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye aur mera dil zor zor se dharke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho…
Lerka: Bhago tumhara bhai araha hai.
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Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
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Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha,
“Mera Prize Bond her soorat mein nikalna chahiye.”
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Jaisay hi wo Mazar se bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se Prize-bond nikaal liya.
Wo dobara Mazar par gya aur bola,
“JINNAH SAHIB,
pehley puri baat to samajh liya karain.”
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1 ghar main twins paida hoye to saas ne kaha… lo batao, Pakistan k halaat dekh kar ab bachay bhi akele atay hoye darte hain ^_^
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Usne kaha tha 4 baje date pe aungi Faraz
Per ye to bataya hi nahi k naya time ya purana time?
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Ek aadmi bhagta hoa bus main charha aur zor se chillaya, khabardaar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega…
… Basheer KULFI wala khud apke pass ayega
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Fact of Life :
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”
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A Thermometer is not the Only thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!
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Dil jis ko diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Pyar jis se kia wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kahan khudkushi karlo,
Hath switch main diya to Bijli chali gayi.
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