Very Funny SMS
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(! !) Oye Hello!
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(!!> Sun Rahe Ho Ke
.!!. Nahi??
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(‘,’) Aaj
Mujhe
.!!. SMS
Aap Ke Parosi Karen Ge Kya..??
Zimedari Ka Ehsas He Nahi . . .
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Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
Boy: OK
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: OK
Girl: Stop going to the night club?
Boy: OK
Girl: What else you can leave?
Boy: Idea of Marry You
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Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?
Mujy Ap Se P.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!
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Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..
Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..
Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..
Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa
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Load sheding k benefits:
Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi
Mobile Charge na honay ki wajah se balance aur time saving
Sabar karne ki wajah se Jannat…!!!
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Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk.
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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live…
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.
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A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
Cow: i give milk…
… Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha…
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