Very Funny SMS
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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New style of proposing:
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
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Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa do
Maan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.
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What are the three fastest way of communication?
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman
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WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.
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Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?
wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.
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Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?
Son: Khirki se
Dad: Wo kaisay?
Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.
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Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?
Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.
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Question: Kalam behter hai ya talwar?
Answer: Kalam behter hai kyon k talwar se ap shalwar main nara nahi daal saktay.
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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once
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Pathan ko ek jadoo ka charagh mila, usne usko ragra to jin nikla, jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao.
Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan ghar ho… ghar agaya
Pathan: us main buhut ameer log rehte hon… log agaye
Pathan: ab humko wahan chokidar lagwa do
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Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.
Friend: table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jis ki moonchein hain
Friend: moonchein to sabki hain
Khan: wo jis k safaid kapray hain
Friend: wo to sabke safaid hain
Khan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola… Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.
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Chinese aur memon train main safar kar rahay thay… Achanak 1 machar aa k chinese k sir pe betha, chinese ne pakra aur kha gaya.
Thodi dair baad ek aur machar aya aur memon k sar pe betha, memon ne usay pakra aur chinese ki taraf berhatay hoye kaha…. Khareeday ga?
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Malika sherawat at aiport:
Bhikari: Behen ji 1 rupya de do!!!
Malika gave him 1,000/- Ruppes… Secretory asked, why u gave him thousand rupees?
Malika: Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha hai.
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