Very Funny SMS

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Barsat ki us raat, woh larki, us ki geeli zulfain, us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kaha
Ye ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi

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Jab Bhi Koi Khubsurat Larki Aap Ko “BHAI” Bole,

To Udas Mat Hona, “BHAI” Ki Full Form Hai..

B: Beautiful

H: Husband

A:Among

I: Ideals

Matlab Sab Se Behtaren Husband…

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Acha Bhala Friend Tha
”’
.(’.’).
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ‘)|(‘> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!

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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…


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