April Fool SMS

A girl was asking for you
SHE WAS ASKING ME
UR DETAILS . I GAVE
HER UR CELL NO.
SHE WILL B VISITING
SOON.
HER NAME IS
“SMILE ”
I THANK SHE COME
JUST NOW,

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smsdragon.blogspot.com

Funny Fool Forwards
billi dum kuy hilate he……….?
batano na kyun……..?
batano na kyun ……..?
mein batayo kyun?
kyun k!!!!!!!!!!
dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

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smsdragon.blogspot.com

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir
wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur
kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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smsdragon.blogspot.com

Ye Ehsas
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur
sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur
kyo na ho…
Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

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smsdragon.blogspot.com

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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smsdragon.blogspot.com

Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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smsdragon.blogspot.com

TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..


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