April Fool SMS
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....
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1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari
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Bari Barsi Khtan Gya Te Khat ke Liyande Kher.......Jera 5 min de ander menu SMS na kare ooooooooo apni mashook da veeeer. BOLO TARA RA RA
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
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Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?