Funny Poetry

Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Faraz
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya

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Meri khushi k lambe kis kadar mukhtasar hain Faraz
Abhi mujra shuroo hi nahi hoa k chaapa per gaya

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Shayeri chorh k pakoray bech raha hon Faraz
Kaleja moon ko ata hai anjaam e Faraz dekh kar

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Achon se ziada tm achy ho, sachon se ziada tm sache ho,
Mene kaha mjhe tmse “MOHABBAT” he, wo boli sharam karo abhi tm bachy ho.

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Allama Iqbal farmatay hain…
ooper se sab dekh raha hon Faraz ka haal iqbal,
Acha hi hua k mene koi asan shair nahi banaya

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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Bagh main phool khilte rahaingay, Raat ko diye jaltay rahaingay Dua hai khuda say aap khush raho hamesha, Baqi tang to ham hamesha kartay rahaingay:)

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Tere gham main tarap k mar jayengay, mer gaye to tera naam le jayengay
Rab se keh kar tuje bhi ooper bulwayengay, phir saath beth kar KURKURAY khayengay

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Jahan ki khilwat me zulul nahi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kulul nahi ayega
Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib, Dimagh ki dahi ban jayegi per ye shair samaj nahi ayega

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Mere dukhon ki dhanak me rang na bhar, mohabbat aur nafrat ki jang na kar
khushi mere gham k sang na kar, in short PAPPU YAR TANG NA KAR

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega
Khuda salamat rakhay tumhe warna, Bandar ki tarah uchal kood kon karega

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Ek aap ho k sharmatay buhut ho, ek aap ho k itratay buhut ho
dil to chahta hai dinner pe le jayen apko, kambakht ek aap ho k khatay bhi buhut ho

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Jab hota hai tera deedar dil dharakta hai bar bar
Jab hota hai tera deedar dil dharakta hai bar bar…
Aadat se majboor ho, tum janay kab maanglo udhar.

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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagtay ho, kuch kapkapaye se lagtay ho
nikar aayi hai surat apki… buhut dino baad nahaye se lagtay ho

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazma lena chahiyeh, Buray waqt main muskura lena chahiyeh
jab saat din main bhi khujli na mitay, to aathwen din naha lena chahiyeh

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla saath rakhna, agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to….. Daant Saaf Rakhna!

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Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi
Me kaisay meethi baat karon jab meethi cheez khayi nahi,
Ye chanda kaisa maamoon hai jab ammi ka wo bhai nahi,
Kyon lambay baal hain bhaaloo k, kyon uski tind karayi nahi,
Kia wo bhi ganda bacha hai, ya jungle me koi nayi nahi,
Nani k husband jab nana hai aur dadi k husband dada hain… to kyon baji k husband baja nahi,
Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi.

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Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usay I Love You kehna
Agar wo ghussay aaye to darna mat, Sir jhukana aur kehna Pyari behna milti rehna


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